New Background!

My dear sweet Boyfriend made me a very special background and surprise posted it! Any new changes are due to that sweet man! Since you can't see the whole background I will grace you with the picture! Isn't it lovely!




 


Hopefully, you readers (if you are out there) and I will see changes together!! Exciting! Thank you so much Scott! I love you!! ☺

A Quick Comic

Surprise comic!!!

Examples:

(Strangled them)

(Punched them)

(Mauled them)

(Glomped them)

(Hugged them)

(Loved them)

(Baked them a delicious cake)

and for my dear sweet Boyfriend...

(Married them)

My Random 48 Hours

Let me just tell you. This was one of the most RANDOM 48 hours I have ever had! (Well, I could remember enough to write down and blog about!)

A Whole Box of Peeps®
   Yes, this is EXACTLY what it sounds like! It wasn't just and individual box of Peeps® where, you have one row, it was a box! Like the packaging box they ship to stores. Well what about them you ask? We bought a BOX!! Peeps® out the wazoo!!

The Phrase By Accident, On Purpose
   I cannot stand when people say, "I did it on accident." I don't hear people say, "Someone did that by purpose." No. It's just  not happening. It is by accident, on purpose. So the double vowel and the double consonant alliterations don't happen!!!  

Woman Shape, Man Shape
   So you know we motion with our hands curves for women? Kinda like this:

Get the picture?

 Well, we ladies need a hand movement to describe men with. So, being the kind and generous person I am, I came up with the solution.  Ladies:

That bump out, is my description of a male's butt. Toned, but yet epic.

E-pon-ee-ya
  Zelda fans? This one is for you. My dear sweet boyfriend was telling me about his friend who accidentally pronounced Link's horse Epona, Eponya. Haha! being a major Zelda fan, I found this so funny!!

Yes, Eponya!

P.S. Just researched Epona pictures and stumbled on this little fact of knowledge:
Epona: Gaulish goddess of plenty and protectress of horses and riders; later adopted by the Romans. 

Happah Bah-hirf-mah-dae!!
   Well in honour of Spaghatta Nadle, I decided to start wishing people happy birthday this way! Plus, the artist of Spaghatta Nadle is my favourite blogger ever, dearest Allie Brosh. She writes for this blog!

Farting in Shoeboxes
    Have you ever seen Date Night? Well, I have!  It was AMAZING! The best line of all times is when they are making up conversations for this couple. And Clair Foster aka Tina Fey makes up the line for the woman and says, "Umm…that's amazing Jeremy but I'm gonna go home now and fart into a shoe box."  Who says that?!?! I mean seriously! That's amazing!!  So now the running joke in my apartment is the fart in a shoe box line. I mean we crack up every time we even mention fart or shoe box! So here is this cartoon for my roommates:

It's so amazing I made it super big!

So that's my crazy 48 hours! I certainly hope I have more to share! So now everyone go and fart *snicker* in a *snort* shoe box! *laughter*

School Project

So this was a school project I did today! It's about Captain Obvious and Major Devious! The script was created by my teacher , all the way up until the "Oh really?" After that, it's all what I wrote and my friends on the dark side acted for me! I drew the walrus and the seal and put them on popsicle sticks. We were supposed to find random strangers and have them act this in real life, but my teacher said that this was okay, cause I used "strangers" to voice act.. and move the figures around!  The grey thing is supposed to be yarn btdubbs! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it!

P.S. It is also on Youtube here!

The Infamous Hotdog

So I know all of you are just dying to hear about my Zubat fetish.  Well. it's more of a love of all bats period.  In late October or so, when I was about 15ish, my little brother found a bat walking home.  I came home shortly after, and fell in love. ♥ This thing was adorable! I fell in love with this, brown fuzzy fur, big brown eyed, bat.  Well, this bat had a problem. It had a broken wing! You could see the bone sticking out of his wing, making him look funny and at the same time so painful.

As you may have guessed... This is Hotdog. 

Well Hotdog was the sweetest little hibernator you ever did saw.  He would cuddle my hand for warmth and then he would crawl up my shirt and just cling there. all while making little "pop" noises, which I assumed was echolocation.  

Hotdog was my dear friend. I would feed it blueberry juice, water, bugs, and anything else I could think of.  My siblings wanted to name it stupid things like "brownie" or "fruity" but geeze! They have absolutely no creativity in naming things! 

One Sunday we lost Hotdog.  I came from church after telling every one about Hotdog.  In fact, I was so happy that I had a pet bat, 2 of my friends came home with me from church to see Hotdog.  When we reached home, I sprinted to my home to grab the shoe box which Hotdog lived.  To my absolute horror, the shoe box was empty!

I searched the whole house, and to my friends disappointment and mine, we could not find him. Mom was freaking out, because that meant that there was a bat loose in the house. Psh! I could care less that he was loose, I was just sad he was missing!  So we have a church meeting later that night that I had to attend and he was still missing so we just gave up for the meantime.  

Random Hotdog intermission!

I finally get home, anxious to see if Hotdog had be found, or if were going to eventually smell rotting bat.  To my great happiness, my dear sweet Hotdog had been located!  He was recovered from hiding in our radiator, and since my house was really REALLY old, I mean like 81 years old, our radiator kinda looked like this:

So Hotdog was chilling at the bottom of one of the radiator "U"s where it was like a metal hammock for him to sleep in. Mom was reading her scriptures at the table had heard the little "pop" noise he makes and locate him with her "oh so supreme" primitive hunting skills. (No seriously my mother, bless her, can NOT find things for the life of her!)( I hope she doesn't read this!)  But she found him, and thank goodness! It was October! the radiator could have been on! If it was on, he wouldn't have survived. It gets so hot! You can't lay on it with out pillows or something, or you burn your body!

Well we eventually took our dear friend Hotdog to the vet to see if they could do anything about his wing, and they told us to take him to a Nature Preserve to test him for rabies.  So I happily went with mom to the Nature Preserve to get Hotdog all checked out and leave him there. I was so happy that they would be able to help him. 

Later on, I learned that when you test an animal for rabies, you do a lobotomy on them. and they put the animal down first.  I was devastated. My dear, sweet Hotdog was murdered. And do you know what? He DIDN'T have rabies! So he was murdered!

In honour of my dear friend, I decided that my favourite Pokémon was a Zubat, and so to this day, I love Zubats.  I then name all my Zubats Hotdog and even Boyfriend caught me a Zubat, named it Hotdog, and placed it on his Pokéwalker.  All out of love and respect for me and Hotdog.  And then he let me hold on to the Pokéwalker! Now Hotdog is with me always. ♥ The End.

Ps. Now I was going to put an awesome picture I drew of Hotdog here... but I cannot locate the drawing book he (well I drew him female) is. I'm quite put out about this. Sad! I hope I can find it! When I do, it's going here! ♥

Pokemon Crazy!

Ok, this is where I'm going to place all the Pokemon pictures I create on MS Paint. I hope you enjoy them!

Bellsprout

Muk

Seadra

Spheal

Zubat ♥

**THESE ARE THE ONES I DID NOT HAVE A PICTURE TO COPY OFF OF. PLEASE USE THEM FOR LAUGHTER AND FOR THAT SOLE PURPOSE ONLY!**

Crappy Vulpix

Sucky Eevee

Ugly Caterpie

MORE TO COME! ♥