My Random 48 Hours

Let me just tell you. This was one of the most RANDOM 48 hours I have ever had! (Well, I could remember enough to write down and blog about!)

A Whole Box of Peeps®
   Yes, this is EXACTLY what it sounds like! It wasn't just and individual box of Peeps® where, you have one row, it was a box! Like the packaging box they ship to stores. Well what about them you ask? We bought a BOX!! Peeps® out the wazoo!!

The Phrase By Accident, On Purpose
   I cannot stand when people say, "I did it on accident." I don't hear people say, "Someone did that by purpose." No. It's just  not happening. It is by accident, on purpose. So the double vowel and the double consonant alliterations don't happen!!!  

Woman Shape, Man Shape
   So you know we motion with our hands curves for women? Kinda like this:

Get the picture?

 Well, we ladies need a hand movement to describe men with. So, being the kind and generous person I am, I came up with the solution.  Ladies:

That bump out, is my description of a male's butt. Toned, but yet epic.

E-pon-ee-ya
  Zelda fans? This one is for you. My dear sweet boyfriend was telling me about his friend who accidentally pronounced Link's horse Epona, Eponya. Haha! being a major Zelda fan, I found this so funny!!

Yes, Eponya!

P.S. Just researched Epona pictures and stumbled on this little fact of knowledge:
Epona: Gaulish goddess of plenty and protectress of horses and riders; later adopted by the Romans. 

Happah Bah-hirf-mah-dae!!
   Well in honour of Spaghatta Nadle, I decided to start wishing people happy birthday this way! Plus, the artist of Spaghatta Nadle is my favourite blogger ever, dearest Allie Brosh. She writes for this blog!

Farting in Shoeboxes
    Have you ever seen Date Night? Well, I have!  It was AMAZING! The best line of all times is when they are making up conversations for this couple. And Clair Foster aka Tina Fey makes up the line for the woman and says, "Umm…that's amazing Jeremy but I'm gonna go home now and fart into a shoe box."  Who says that?!?! I mean seriously! That's amazing!!  So now the running joke in my apartment is the fart in a shoe box line. I mean we crack up every time we even mention fart or shoe box! So here is this cartoon for my roommates:

It's so amazing I made it super big!

So that's my crazy 48 hours! I certainly hope I have more to share! So now everyone go and fart *snicker* in a *snort* shoe box! *laughter*