Justine Brieber... My (OLD) roommate

THIS IS UNFINISHED. I KNOW. BUT IT WAS TOO FAR NOT TO POST LOL



Ok, so I know I'm going to lose half of my little audience because of the title, but those who see it to the end, will be rewarded hopefully with my witty writing.  This is about my not so socially inclined, leads-me-to-believe-she's-challenged roommate, Brieber. Brieber moved into my awesome house this January. She has been the longest 4th roommate to live here and I'm about to kill myself.  This girl has some serious problems.  From apparent (but denied) anorexia, to pica, to some "disorder"  that makes her cold all the time, this girl grinds my gears and rubs my fur the wrong way. (Metaphorically speaking, considering I'm not a robot cat.)

Anywhoodles, this girl is so annoying I have decided to dedicate this post to her.  So what I am going to do is tell you with pictures and words what she likes to do. But first, let's make an imaginary picture of her so you can see what I see everyday.  Observe:

Ok. Ok. This is still a little too hard to redraw everytime, but this is how I see her. So from now on, you, the reader, can just picture my version everytime you see this:

Note the flimsy arms, the ratty hair, and the freaky mismatched eyes.

That's much easier to redraw every time! And it still looks like her! Now on with what she does best!




1. The Music.
             This girl is excellent at picking the worst music and then replaying that music over and over again. Take the Friday song for instance, she knew that it had the world record for most thumbs down, but she continued to play it over and over again. Even worse is when she takes a good song and plays it enough times that your future children will have it stuck in their heads. Imagine sitting on the couch enjoying your day, when you hear Black And Yellow, coming from her room, then her phone, THEN her car, THEN everywhere.
           Her name Brieber, comes from her real name, brie, and her love for Justin Bieber.  Not only making her a pedophile, but a girl-voice boy-child obsessed one.

2. The Mess.
          Brieber is so messy that I'm pretty sure she was trying to grow mold cultures to kill me.